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I just saw this article featured on CNN and I had such high hopes for it based on the title.

Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina

Isn't that spiffy as hell? I was expecting something wondrously fucked up. Something like the doctor saying he was scheduled to do a hysterectomy but 'got lost' and just 'kept digging' until he found something that looked close enough. Even better, just think of all the vagina jokes that a headline like that is asking for. And you thought your wife's vagina was a cavernous expanse, ba dum dum.

In the end, I'm sad to say that it wasn't a mistake. This is apparently the new way that they're doing kidney transplants now. So if the next time you need a new kidney it arrives smelling like vagina, you'll know what happened. Milton Bradley should _definitely_ make an updated version of the game Operation to take procedures like this into consideration. Hell, I'd buy a copy.

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tshell
Feb. 4th, 2009 02:47 am (UTC)
i'd buy the new vagina version of operation!!! so long as they changed the patient so he didn't look like moe from the three stooges anymore. that would put me off vaginas for good. can't have that.
henwy
Feb. 4th, 2009 02:24 pm (UTC)
I dunno...I think Moe with a vagina might be sorta kitsch. Definitely a collector's item.
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