Well that could all change now if I did own my own laminating machine. No more sleepless nights. No more anxiety over various knickknacks that will suffer the touch of time's cruel hand. I could start laminating everything! It would all be sealed away in its own protective case of plastic, something that those dirty hippies are always screaming won't biodegrade for thousands of years. My games would be safe forever behind that impenetrable shield of modern technology. Safe from dirt, safe from tearing, safe from the grubby hands of sissies who try to eat while playing my games. I'm giddy with the very thought of it.
Anyone want to help pay for it?