I taste of Death.
Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you. What Flavour Are You?
(If you were not Death you would be Nuclear Waste.)
I taste like Nuclear Waste. Delicious.
Tasting like nuclear waste is a good thing - nothing bites me, nothing eats me, few things even touch me. I appreciate the solitude my harsh exterior brings. What Flavour Are You?
Mmmmm, I sound yummy. Line up folks. Only one taste per customer.