That was all true until I saw this.
Nothing looks harmless when it's all hunched over and doing the igor hop-shuffle toward you. My first instinct would be to stomp this thing flat if I saw it coming toward me. Actually my first instinct might be to shriek and then my second would be to stomp it. It just looks so god damn sinister. Ecspecially the view from above. From the side you can tell yourself it's no worse than a frog hopping along or something but from above there's just something about the shape that gives me the willies.
Oh well. So the moral of the story is...never trust bats.