In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
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Baby Seals = Yummy

So something trip posted in his journal reminded me of a link that mock had sent me ages ago. I had meant to use it to bait the hippies on sissyfight or maybe some other forum I'm on but it slipped my mind. I figured it's as good a time to bring it up here for the entertainment value if nothing else. I present:

Pets or Food



Baby Seal

Price: $68.99
Shipping Weight: 40.00 pounds

Pets or Food™ is proud to announce that we have renewed our exclusive arrangement with Russia's premier furrier to provide freshly clubbed and frozen baby seal meat to American dinner tables! Order now while supplies last!

Now, I dunno about the rest of you but I'm sure baby seals taste great. I mean, the fat content of the meat alone must make it tender as all get out. Not to mention the fabulous price. I mean, where else can you get baby seal meat for only a buck 60 a pound? Eh? Someone should look into really providing this service. I'm sure seals are atkins friendly.

Heck, why don't we just cut out the middleman. One of you canadians go out back and club a seal and ship it to me. I'll be sure to write a full review of how I prepare it and how it tasted.

Looks like the quota this year is 319,500 seals. It looks like the things are too stupid or helpless to even run. Just go out and brain one of them and send it over. Just be sure to send it overnight and pack some dry ice with it so the meat dosen't go bad.

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