In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight
henwy

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There should be a merit badge for this

Ever been stuck in the woods and all you have is a coke can and a chocolate bar? You too can create fire. I'm sure it's quite a bit easier to just carry around a pack of matches though.

Draw a pig and uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your soul. I haven't given this a whirl yet so I can be the first test subject.

Man, I can't draw worth a fucking damn. If it weren't for the curly tail, even I couldn't figure out what the hell this was supposed to be.



This test is also full of shit. I'll cut the results so it dosen't spoil things for anyone else who wants their pig drawing to answer the questions of their psyche.



Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
[b]Toward the middle, you are a realist.[/b]
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

[b]Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)[/b]
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
[b]With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.</b>

With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew large ears, you are a great listener!

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!


Feh. I think most of these are mostly driven by the fact that I can't draw and don't recall much that goes on a pig other than a snout, flappy ears and a curly tail.
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