October 22nd, 2003

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Fucking stupid kids

Ever just sit around and wait for the fall of western society?

From Time magazine:

Monday, Oct. 27, 2003
Those colorful plastic bracelets popularized by Madonna and Avril Lavigne have taken on a risque new twist. The bangles convey a not-so-secret sexual code depending on their color, indicating different levels of intimacy starting from hugs. In a game some kids call Snap, they yank the rubbery bracelets from the wrists of fellow students to indicate which kind of sex they would like to have. Grabbing a red bracelet is asking for a lap dance, for example, and a blue one can mean oral sex. The code has even spread internationally.

In the U.S. the items are frequently referred to as "jelly bracelets"; overseas, they're "shag bracelets"--a term familiar to anyone who has seen an Austin Powers movie.

While most kids seem to take the code as merely an inside joke, some schools like Fort McCoy in Marion County, Fla., have banned the bracelets. "It's a hot-button topic here," says school-board member Sue Mosley, who has heard complaints from parents at middle schools. Some kids defend the bracelets as just kitschy accessories. "I've been wearing my bracelet since eighth grade," says 15-year-old Roby Behrens of Los Angeles. "It's a fashion thing. You don't need them to have sex, but people do use them to kiss or get to third base."
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They say, "At least she chose to go,
And she'll be better there," but I know
She did it just to ease our minds
She's says, "I'm tired and I'm done.
At night I pray the angels come."
Me, I confess I pray they take their sweet old time

-Deirdre Flint

That verse gets me right here *thumps heart* each time I hear it.

So I've been in the lab since 7 or so working on thingies for the poster but at least this time I have my mp3 player for company. Someone also told me a lovely decap story for the rats. It involves loading a rat into the guillotine, having it flinch back at the last moment and end up hacking off its face instead of its head and then having to pick up the mess and try to shuck the brain out from the front while it's still alive. Of course, they were left with an interesting mask-like rat face that was wholey intact. Fun.
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Lets go fly a kite

I'm high as a kite
head spinning and nausea light
no more drugs tonight
cause the pain is gooooing

gone away to god knows where
no more ouchies anywhere
now I can sleep all night
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