March 13th, 2004

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'Latest Posts' Crazy Lesbie Wiccan of the Day

See, the naked body is a beautiful thing. I, unlike most wiccans, refuse to be seen nude, and do not partake in the skyclad rituals practiced by covens. I watch, I masturbate and fantasize about this one cute chick in my coven (damn her for being so decidedly straight), but never will I walk into my covens magick circle and be bare ass nekkid. I refuse.

I always suspected that the only reason for the wiccan 'religion' is as a recruiting tool for lesbians and people who have sacrificed too many brain cells to drugs. This just proves there's something wanky, no pun intended. Who the farg masturbates at a religious ceremony and why in the world wouldn't anyone else say something about it. Fucking nutjobs. Someone also needs to have their asshole waxed I'm thinking before they display it.
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Curling for dollars

Feh. It's finally happened. The collapse of american society as we know it has begun. I got back to my apartment from dropping my mom and grandma off at the airport and flipped on the tv. To my shock and horror, ABC sports was showing curling. CURLING! WTF? Even worse, it was the washington team up against the US national team. Since when did we have a national team in curling and when did they have the courage to show their faces in public? Damn canadians...infecting us with their evil shuffleboard games. And not only is it shuffleboard...but shuffleboard with little brooms! The very idea makes me ill. It's not a sport. It's some person's idea of a practical joke that went too far.
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