April 1st, 2004

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April Fools!

Heh, makes those cases where the police kick down the door of the wrong house during warrant searches look like just a small thing. This would be a really vicious april fools prank.

Just to clarify, this actually happened and was reported on CNN. I just thought it would be a funny april fools gag.

Wrong woman hurt in 'rape fantasy' tryst

Thursday, April 1, 2004 Posted: 11:04 AM EST (1604 GMT)

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A California man has pleaded guilty to residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman's apartment.

Michael Todd Howard, 35, pleaded guilty in a court in San Diego Tuesday in return for an expected sentence of one year in jail and probation, prosecutors said.

According to court documents, last September, Howard broke into the home of a woman with whom he thought he had set up an encounter on what was described as a "rape fantasy" chat site. After he entered the wrong apartment, he hit and struggled with the 25-year-old woman inside, who told law enforcement officials she thought she was going to be killed.

The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard's testicles. Howard then asked for the name the victim used in the chat room and she responded by saying she had never visited a chat room and did not have a personal computer.

As a part of the plea deal, prosecutors dropped charges of intent to commit rape, false imprisonment and possession of illegal drugs. Howard will be sentenced next month.
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No rest for the wicked

I am exhausted. Maybe it's the lack of sleep piling up or just the fact that slaughtering rats at the end of the day always requires an extra oomph of will, but these past few days have been pretty brutal for some reason. Something about having a bloody disembowled and headless rat in my hand always makes me ponder the existential questions. Just think of the inherent unfairness of it all. This particular batch of rats were full of bitches who kept trying to bite me, but there were a few good ones mixed into the batch. Today, I had three who took their shots in the gut with nary a complaint, as calm and placid as can be. The tech working with me on the otherhand had a few of the shrieking hell demons, just by random chance. Yet at the end of the day, I hack into both of them, demon and angel, slicing through their rib cage, crunching bone, and stabbing their hearts with needles. So what is the reward for being 'good' when in the end, you face the same bloody fate. All that remains of you is your brain in a little glass jar that now sits on my desk. Good or evil, will anyone remember? Heck, I doubt I'll even remember which was which in a few more days after the little parade of rat corpses.
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YES! ...... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Awwww! Cry for us little baby, weep your sobby little eyes out, boston rob. Wahhhh! Wahhhh! Whatever will you do without your little fuck toy? Back to whacking off for you, you arrogant little pisser. I hope that for once the new chapera does something halfway bright and votes amber off if they lose immunity.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I cannot believe they didn't vote off amber when they had the chance. What a bunch of fucking morons! There is no way boston rob or amber can be trusted once the merge comes. They will happily forget all of this and stick the knife in your back so deep you can pull it out from your chest. What the fuck is with these pansies. Is boston rob so buff and scary that they cower in fear from his anticipated wrath? God am I pissed.
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