Isn't it just wonderful when people you don't like suffer? It's just great as you dance your little mad jig of glee at their misfortune whatever it happens to be. The only thing better than schadenfreude would be the ability to rub it in or kick the person once they're down.
Ever hear that saying that men forget but never forgive, and women forgive but never forget? I prefer to never forgive nor forget. If human will has any ability to sway the winds of fortune know that I'm going to devote time to wishing you death, pain, and suffering until you die a horrible death. Hee, hee, hee.
First I couldn't post the last entry and had to try 10 times or so, and now it's spawned multiple copies of what it said it couldn't post and it's telling me I can't delete them. Bleh. I'm sure it'll clear up later but it's still a pain in the ass.
There. All fixered. Maybe LJ should just do a purge of all the inactive crap every once and a while. That might help clean things up and speed things along.
How many users, and how many of those are active?
Total accounts: 3171504
... active in some way: 1638687
... that have ever updated: 2480173
... updating in last 30 days: 1153683
... updating in last 7 days: 756888
... updating in past 24 hours: 292198
I mean, good grief. 21.8% of people have never even made one single entry to their journal and only 36.4% of people manage to make one entry a month. Someone needs to scrap away the flotsom already.
I'm thinking of buying a laminating machine on the spur of the moment. It came to me all of a sudden as I was sitting here. Just think of it! All the things you could encase in plastic. Ever wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat just thinking about how your documents or in my case, my game cards and sheets could get accidently rended during games night by a drunken tripinthehed or madkitty? How you wish you had one of those little laminating whozits that they have at the DMV but you don't and it cuts you to the quick.
Well that could all change now if I did own my own laminating machine. No more sleepless nights. No more anxiety over various knickknacks that will suffer the touch of time's cruel hand. I could start laminating everything! It would all be sealed away in its own protective case of plastic, something that those dirty hippies are always screaming won't biodegrade for thousands of years. My games would be safe forever behind that impenetrable shield of modern technology. Safe from dirt, safe from tearing, safe from the grubby hands of sissies who try to eat while playing my games. I'm giddy with the very thought of it.
Anyone want to help pay for it?