February 9th, 2005

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Split a piece of wood, and I am there. Lift a stone, and you will find me.

You know, The Da Vinci Code is seriously starting to piss me off. I really liked the early parts but it's reached a rabid sort of insanity. I'm not sure exactly what Dan Brown was thinking but even for fiction, the argument he's making is ludicrous. The Little Mermaid is one giant code for the fact that Mary Magdalene is the holy grail? It's absolutely asinine. What proof is offered? Well, she has red hair and so does what we're told is mary in Da Vinci's Last Supper. Good grief. It's more than any sane individual can swallow. Now, I don't really have any clue what the truth of this is, who can. I'm more than willing to entertain the notion but it offends me to the highest degree when people try to convince me that they have undeniable proof of the unprovable, and worse, that the signs pointing to it is everywhere. Even a cursory reading of Dan Brown's assertions tells me it's crap, without any, ANY real knowledge of the documents and history he's talking about. Even accepting his interpretation as gospel, it's clear there are problems.

Primarily, it's his habit of picking and choosing. When da vinci's paintings support his view, it's because he is leaving us secret messages. When da vinci's paintings show the opposite, it's because he was being oppressed and repressed by a domineering church. You simply can't have it both ways like that. It's a clear logical fallacy. If we're to believe Brown, anyone drawing almost anything with red hair makes it 'in' on the secret of the holy grail. How the hell does he attack the divinity of christ, suggesting that his mortality was really what was important, and then base an entire line of worship around Mary Magdalene, whose only claim to fame then would be having the child of someone who was just a mortal and nothing else. It dosen't make much sense to me. No matter what, no one has suggested that there is some divinity of Mary Magdalene as far as I can tell. Whatever glory or interest she has received is through her relationship to Jesus, through his reflected glory, much like the disciples. They cannot stand on their own. If you claim that the divinity of christ is a fraud, than you can hardly raise one who is his reflected glory to a level worthy of worship or divinity. If Jesus was simply another mortal preacher, even one who did God's work, he would not be subject to worship, and to do so would be a sin. Wouldn't the same sin exist to set out for quests to worship the bones of Mary Magdalene?

It just makes no real sense to me quite frankly. I'll be the first to admit I've never been quite comfortable with the divinity of Jesus. It never seemed quite right to me that God would roam around impregnanting women like Zeus did as golden showers or rams or whatever. Sure, this might have been a little more suave, but if you consider that it was certainly without prior consent, there are certain problematic issues involved. The idea of God in the form of man is also a troubling one. The philosophical issues aside, the chances Jesus was just some sort of delusional schizophrenic has to be entertained. It's hard to be sure that he wasn't just some sort of charismatic David Khoresh. The idea that God walked around, stubbing his toe, suffering puberty, etc, seems to sully his divinity, no? As if the human condition were some dirt or grime that could only temper or weaken the divine. Even if we suggest that Jesus, was an amalgamation of the divine and the human while he was alive, the fact that those two natures mix at all is a disturbing fact on many levels. Then again, some have argued that there is something divine to the human soul. In the crucible of death, all the human dross is burned away until only the pure essance remains.

Ah hell, I'm sure if someone has actually read to this point you're bored out of your mind. I think I'll just leave it at that. I'm just not sure whether to finish listening to this damn book or just chuck it and go to bed. I'm only on chapter 64 of 105. Feh.
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01:05 am - Split a piece of wood, n I am there. Lift a stone, n you wiznill find me.
You kniznow, The Da Vinci Code is seriously frontin' ta piss me off. I really liked tha early parts but it's reached a rabid sort of insanity and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. I'm not sure exactly whizzay Dan Briznown was think'n but even fo' fiction, tha argument he's mak'n is ludicrous in tha mutha fuckin club. The Little Mermaid is one giant code fo' tha fizzle that Mary Magdalene is tha holy grail? It's absolutely asinine in tha hood. Whizzay proof is offered? Well, she has red hizzle n so does whizzay we told is mizzle in Da Vinci's Last Rappa. Good grief. It's mizzy thizzay any sane individual can swallow. Nizzy I don't really hizzy any clue wizzy tha truth of this is, who can . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. I'm more than will'n ta entertain tha notion but it offends me ta tha highest degree wizzle thugz try ta convince me thizzay they have undeniable proof of tha unprovable, n worse, that tha signs ridin' ta it is everywhere ridin' in mah double R. Even a cursory pimpin' of Dan Brown's assertions tells me it's C-R-to-tha-izzap, witout any, ANY real knowledge of tha documents n history he's rapping 'bout. Even accept'n his interprizzles as gospel, it's clear there is problems.

Primarizzle it's his habit of ballin' n choos'n mah nizzle. W-H-to-tha-izzen da vinci's paint'n support his view, it's coz he is leav'n us secret messages bitch ass nigga. Wizzle da vinci's paint'n show tha opposite, it's coz he was being oppressed n repressed by a domineer'n church. You simply cizzan't have it bizzy ways like that. It's a clear logical fallacy. If we ta believe Brown, anyone clockin' almost gang bangin' wit red hair makes it 'izzy on tha secret of tha hizzle grail. How tha hell does he attack tha divinity of christ, saggin' that his mortality was really wizzy was important, n then bizzle an entire line of worship around Mary Magdalizzles whose only claim ta fame then would be saggin' tha child of someone who was jizzust a mortal n nuttin' else like a motha fucka. It dosen't makes much sense ta me so bow down to the bow wow. No poser whiznat, no one has suggested tizzle there is some divinity of Mary Magdalene as far as I can tell. Whateva glory or interest she has received is through ha relatizzles ta Jesus, through his reflected glory, much like tha disciples n shit. They cannot stand on they own. If you claim thizzay tha divinity of christ is a fraud, than you can hardly raise one who is his reflected glory ta a level worthy of worship or divinity . Keep'n it gangsta dogg. If Jesus was simply rappa mortal pimp even one who did God's W-to-tha-izzork, he would not be subject ta worship, n ta do so would be a sin . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Wouldn't tha same sin exist ta set out fo' quests ta worship tha bones of Mary Magdalene?

It jiznust makes no rizzle sense ta me quite frankly in all flavas. I'll be tha first ta admit I've neva bizzy quite comfortable wit tha divinity of Jesus ridin' in mah double R. It neva seemed quite rizzight ta me T-H-to-tha-izzat God would roam around impregnant'n bitchez like Zeus did as golden gangsta or rams or hustla. Sure, this M-to-tha-izzight have been a shawty more suave, but if you consida thizzat it was certainly witout prior consent, there is certain problemizzles issues involved bitch ass nigga. The idea of God in tha form of dawg is also a troubl'n one bitch ass nigga. The philosophizzles issues aside, tha chances Jesus was just some sort of delusizzles schizophrizzle has ta be entertained. It's hard ta be sure that he wasn't jizzay some sort of charismizzles David Khoresh . Hollaz to the East Side. The idea that God walked around, stubb'n his tizzy blingin' puberty, etc, seems ta S-U-Double-Lizzy his divinizzles no? As if tha human condition were some dirt or grime that could only nigga or weaken tha divine fo gettin yo pimp on. Even if we suggest tizzy Jesus, was an amalgizzles of tha divine n tha human while he was alive, tha fizzy tizzy those two natures mix at all is a disturb'n fact on many levels . Chill as I take you on a trip. Thizzen again, some hizzy argued tizzy there is sum'm sum'm divine ta tha human soul. In tha crucible of death, all tha human dross is burned away until only tha pure essance remains.

Ah hell, I'm sure if someone has actually read ta this point you're bored out of yo mind. I think I'll J-to-tha-izzust leave it at that. I'm jizzy not sure whetha ta finish listen'n ta this dizzay bizzy or just chizzay it n go ta bed. I'm only on chapta 64 of 105. Feh n shit.
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