February 19th, 2005

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Things you never really wanted to know...

Private investigator Ernie Rizzo, who was hired by the family of the boy who accused Jackson of molestation in 1993, predicts that Jackson's latest alleged victim could provide damning testimony about the pop oddball's uniquely marked manhood.

Rizzo, a former Chicago police detective who has seen photographs of Jackson's genitals taken by cops in 1993, claims that because Jackson "bleaches" his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused.

"It looks like a barber's pole," Rizzo tells PAGE SIX. "That's exactly what it looks like. The first kid and all the other kids who have seen his penis know that there are brown circles around it.


Maybe if we count the number of rings on it we can find out how many children he molested. I'm not sure I'm sold on this whole bleaching explaination. He probaly plied the kids with chocolate to keep them happy and they got it all over their hands. When he then had them jerk him off, it left brown rings.

I guess it could also be kid poop come to think of it. Slip your dipstick in and you're bound to get some oil on it.
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