December 14th, 2005

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Forget the bible, wear a Masterlock over your heart

I'm sure everyone has seen some cop or action flick where someone running down the street is confronted with a fence that's been locked with a common masterlock. The person usually pulls out their handgun, blasts the thing off of the chain with one shot, and continues on their way. I found a website where someone decides to test this with a variety of guns. The guy's apparently retired and has not only a lot of spare time but a shit load of guns and people who like to send him different types of ammo for shits and giggles.

The Locks O' Truth

I figure Mock ecspecially might like this since I don't think anyone else is a gun person even in part.

There are also other links on the site to other experiments. You know, things like which type of bullet is best for penetrating the soft skull of infants and which calibur rifle makes the prettiest exit wound pattern when coming out of a puppy.
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Evil evil is good

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I punched quartzie in the arm (-10 points). In April I gave p3rsp3ctiv3 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I put gum in vala_amaris's hair (-12 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, monamunchkin (-5000 points). Last Saturday mock26 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5082 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
henwy

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Bannage

Welp, it looks like I actually got banned off of a forum. I've had a few rocky relationships with mods and admins on quite a few but I've never actually been tossed off one before now. I just got a PM from the gencon people about it and POOF. I'm feeling more than a little bit pissed, but I'm trying to keep it all in perspective. I can't even begin to list the number of things that offend me about this, but in the end it's probaly just sophistry anyway. No clue what to do about it, if anything, so I'll try to just leave it alone for the time being.

No matter what happens though, I do sorta wish the last post had been something more profound, rather than about nascrag teams. Pffft, and here I had thought after socal that I had a pretty good relationship going with various people.
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mmmmm Jello

I meant to post about this after finding it but it instead joined the stack of links I find interesting but never seem to find time to pop into an entry. Behold....the entire city of San Francisco as rendered in Jello:



It's amazing. Click on the photo to be taken to the link where there are additional close-up shots of it. I can't even imagine the amount of time it must've taken to do this crap, ecsepcially if the pictures are representative of the amount of detail put in. I mean, the houses have even been made using molds that look like houses and not just little rectangular blocks or something.

I'm kinda curious what the heck they do with this thing after it's no longer being displayed. It's not like you could just plop it somewhere under glass and expect it to keep. With the height, I imagine it has to be pretty darn cool wherever it is or everything would just fall apart.

I also like how the entire city just ossilates in the video. Sorta like how the actual city would if it got a big enough earthquake going. The real city probaly dosen't have to worry about things trying to eat it though.
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