January 16th, 2006

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I've always wanted elevensies

LORD OF THE RINGS - THE HOBBIT FEAST
DOWNTOWN, JAN 7, 10:30 AM
Peter Jackson, 2001-2003, 35mm, 12 hours, PG, $88

You've got to hand it to those hobbits, they sure know how to eat. As any self respecting fan can tell you, it takes a lot of fuel to drive the hobbit engine. That's why they eat seven times a day. Exective chef John Bullington has created a seven meal feast, one for each of the different hobbit mealtimes (1st breakfast, 2nd breakfast, elevensies, etc.), spread out over the twelve hours it takes to watch the entire middle earth trilogy. Interpreted from actual meals referenced in the books, the Hobbit Feast is the ultimate Lord of the Rings sensory experience.

35 MM EXTENDED EDITIONS OF THE FIRST TWO FILMS AND THEATRICAL RELEASE VERSION OF RETURN OF THE KING WITH FOOD PAIRING AT ALL SEVEN HOBBIT EATING TIMES!

First Breakfast
Fresh Hens eggs, nice crispy bacon, grilled mushrooms and orange slice
(Substitute veggie bacon for veggie option)

Second Breakfast
Strawberries and Cream

Elevensies
Pan Seared Sausage and tomatoes with cheeses, cabbage and pickles
(Substitute veggie sausage for pork sausage with veggie option)

Luncheon
Braised Spareribs with mashed potatoes, roast carrots
(Substitute marinated mushrooms for spareribs with veggie option)

Afternoon Tea
Baby greens with garlic blackberry vinaigrette, cheese herb galette, served with tea cookies

Dinner
Stewed Coney (rabbit) with taters, carrot, and leek, fresh garden herbs with crusty bread
(Substitute a root vegetable stew in veggie option)

Supper
Swirl of tomato and spinach soups wild mushroom crouton, apple pie


Now that sounds just cool as hell. Really, just being able to watch all three movies in a theater back to back to back is pretty damn spiffy. I would jump at that oppertunity if I could find a local place that was doing it. Add to it the fact that they're serving hobbit meals is just amazing. It's like some extended form of dinner theatre.

Looks like they were charging 88 dollars a person for this deal. Not bad considering it's around 12 hours of entertainment and they feed you at every turn.
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There probaly isn't a hallmark card for this sort of thing

I really have to jot these things down right after I wake up, but I just had a weirdass dream. It seems that usually I either don't dream at all or if I do, it's all the LSD-like weirdness jammed into one crazy pile.

In this particular dream I decided to buy something like 50 rats for my sister. I wanted it to be a gift for my sister, something to do with her wedding. So I went out and got 50 white rats and these guys were HUGE. They were like some of the study rats which get as big as 2 pounds a pop. For some reason, I had them all in a giant goldfish bowl. I took them home and they all escaped somehow. I had to get one of those steve erwin type people to come over and wrangle them up because they had scattered all over. For some reason, as we were collecting them (and I should mention at this point that he had a dog and both he and the dog had a hell of a time getting all the rats) we would put them back into the fish bowl, which for some reason was now full of water. As the last rat was put in, I added a heavy top and went to pay the guy for his effort. By the time I got back, I seemed to realize that rats might drown if you put them under water for a long period. Most of them had indeed drowned but at least a half dozen or so survived, apparently having learned how to breathe water or maybe they were simply able to hold their breath. So I had a whole buncha wet rat corpses and a couple live ones and to no surprise, I found my sister didn't want either of them. There was some drama with my dad, arguing about something or other involving me taking some sort of coins from his desk and then things shifted completely. Something about a guy who was a ruler's military advisor and something then something else and....hell, I can't remember anymore.

WTF?
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