February 26th, 2006

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International Pancake Day

Well, it looks like hobos, poor college students, and the generally decrepit (me too) will be eating well this tuesday.

On February 28, 2006 from 7 AM to 2 PM IHOPs across the country will celebrate National Pancake Day (also known as Shrove Tuesday) by offering our guests a free short stack of pancakes*. This is going to be our biggest one day celebration in our history.

National Pancake Day has a rich history that stretches back centuries and has always been a time of celebration. National Pancake Day always falls on Fat Tuesday and this year it will be a celebration at IHOP.

So gather your friends, family and neighbors and come to your local IHOP and enjoy a short stack of pancakes on us. All we ask is that you consider making a donation to a great charity like First Book or other local, worthy cause. Where else would you celebrate National Pancake Day than IHOP? See you there.

* Limit one free short stack per guest. Valid for dine-in only, no to go orders. Not valid with any other offer, special, coupon, or discount. Valid at participating restaurants only, while supplies last.

Woot! I haven't been to an IHOP in ages. Now I can go from IHOP to IHOP collecting free pancakes in a wheelbarrel (and by that I mean my gut). In your face JuJu! My found freebee is better than yours!
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Pikk attack

Ever wonder what it would look like if someone got the crap kicked out of them by a 7-pound, 30" dildo? Come on, admit it. Every single one of you out there has probaly pondered this very issue. Thanks to the glory of the internet, this age old quandry now has a solution.

Whip vs Dildo

Man, they should have this as an event at gencon and renn faires. No more of those pansy foam weapons shaped like swords and maces and crap. Giant sex toys for everyone in a battle royale to the death!
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