March 17th, 2006

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If only we could pipe Antabuse through the water system

St. Patrick's Day. A completely useless holiday that serves no purpose other than to increase liquor sales and encourage binge drinking. The only thing more obnoxious than people in general, is drunk people. Having everyone swig a dose or two of Antabuse would make this day far more pleasant IMO. Well, if not pleasant, more humorous anyway.

Since I won't be partaking in the drunken revelry, one of you booze hounds out there can feel free to drink my share. You're also welcome to my unclaimed chunk of puking and hangover.
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