March 30th, 2006

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To be the best

Well, I'm back from the 'view and it went pretty well. No difficult questions and I seem to have made a positive impression. I was, however, very underdressed compared to the other people but I wasn't wearing a suit for anyone. I'll update a better recap later but I did find out one piece of chilling news. I'm told that the school that's my first choice only has 10 slots open each year. That's insanity considering they must easily get hundreds upon hundreds of applications. I figure that 400 is probaly a conservative estimate, which means that the chances are just ridiculously small. On top of those problems, at the place I interviewed today, coursework expires after 10 years, which means that I'm all of a sudden missing a hell of a lot of pre-requisite classes. God only knows how badly that'll impact things.
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Satanic Cat Watch: Day 1096

Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

Pffft. Even as they see the very evil before them, people are blind to act against it. Restraining orders? House arrest?! LIke that will have any effect at all upon this soldier in Satan's army. I'm surprised someone hasn't tried to punt the demonic thing into the next county or introduce it to one ounce of hot lead zipping from the end of a shotgun.

I wonder if there's any mention of the dual 6-toed feature in the predictions of the cat antichrist.