April 19th, 2006

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Bullshit

a Cowboy
You scored 6 Honor, 5 Justice, 9 Adventure, and 4 Individuality!
Well pardner, the thing that drives you is a sense of adventure. You're willing to play by the rules, but only so long as you've got open territory to cover and new frontiers to explore. You don't need much and you don't ask much.

Strap on your six gun and wear your Stetson proud. I think you'll do just fine




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 22% on Ninjinuity
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You scored higher than 55% on Knightlyness
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You scored higher than 87% on Cowboiosity
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You scored higher than 25% on Piratical Bent
Link: The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test written by fluffy71 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


Yeah, that works. I hate the outdoors, large smelly animals, and westerns. I'm sure that makes me the perfect cowboy.
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New worlds to conquer, new people to harass

I think what I need is an influsion of new blood. I should go out there and find a new forum to slap around or perhaps some new LJs to read. All of you are boring, damnit, and no longer meeting the necessary minimum level of 'interesting' to keep me entertained. I want to see slap fights. I want to have flame wars where I can call someone a decerebrated, helmet-wearing shit eater. I want something interesting to happen, blast it. BE INTERESTING, people. At this point I'd take the old tried and true of an abortion or death penalty debate, which just shows the level of desperation.

Consider this homework. Within the next 24 hours, everyone reading this should post something entertaining. This can be drama, ranting, or even obnoxious emo angst (but only if it's funny and I can make fun of it). If that fails, anyone have any suggestions on where I can go to make some mischief? Maybe I should find a nice vegan treehugger site and kick a few hippies around. That always makes me feel better.