September 12th, 2006

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Gencon Socal Sucks Balls

It seems that even with a attendee number a fraction of that at Indy and even less events, those incompetants at Gencon still couldn't get event registration to go off right. The lack of events are pretty disturbing, and I can only hope that it's because someone didn't get aroudn to adding them in time. This hope however has been severly challenged by the fact that the new event listing avaliable today actually has _LESS_ events listed than the one they put out yesterday.

Lucky for the Gencon administration however is the fact that very few people will likely notice nor care. Socal has such a low attendance rate that you can practically hear crickets on the event registration site. I think I saw only 3 sold out events across the whole schedule. I swear, if it wasn't for the fact that true dungeon was there the entire con wouldn't be worth a bent nickel. I have _zero_ interest in the other events there after scanning the list. Hell, if I could refund my plan ticket, I'd do it at this point.
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From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee

Irwin fans 'in revenge attacks'

Dead stingrays with their tails cut off have been found in Australia, sparking concern that fans of naturalist Steve Irwin may be avenging his death.

Mr Irwin, a TV personality known as the "Crocodile Hunter", was killed while diving in Queensland when a stingray's barb stabbed him in the chest.

Since then, 10 stingrays have been found mutilated on Queensland beaches.

Government officials said they were investigating the deaths and there could be prosecutions.

Two stingrays were found at a beach north of Brisbane with their tails cut off, while eight were found on another beach on Monday, The Australian reported.

Wayne Sumpton of the state fisheries department said it was not clear if the incidents were connected to Mr Irwin's death.

He said fishermen who inadvertently caught stingrays sometimes cut off their tails to avoid being stung, but such a practice was uncommon.

It's not his fans, it's HIM. Steve Irwin has risen from the dead to bring death and bloody vengence to the aquatic bastards who killed him. His ghost will know no rest until each and every last stingray joins him in the pits of hell. The only way to appease his spirit is with a 40 oz steak, 15 virgins, and a case of Fosters (Australian for Beer).