December 25th, 2006

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The last thing it said was 'AFLAC'

Christmas eve ended up being less than unbearable. Ended up teaching and playing a couple games of Ra and then Coloretto throughout the day to boot. Nothing horribly special but then again, it's not like I was expecting much. Almost everyone showed up familywise to the get together and the dinner consisted of hotpot, which I passed on in favor of something less fiddly. I don't understand the appeal of having a multiple item boilup like that. It just seems to be a monumental pain in the ass and I'm not charmed by the notion of cooking my own food. I guess that sentiment is the same reason I've never had an urge to give fondue a whirl. It just seems to be more trouble than it's worth.
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Death to Iran

Report: Iran oil profits could dry up by 2015

POSTED: 9:20 p.m. EST, December 25, 2006

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Iran is suffering a staggering decline in revenue from its oil exports, and if the trend continues income could disappear by 2015, a National Academy of Sciences analysis found.

Iran's economic woes could make the country unstable and vulnerable, with its oil industry crippled, Roger Stern, an economic geographer at Johns Hopkins University, wrote in the report published Monday.

Iran earns about $50 billion a year in oil exports.

The decline is estimated at 10 to 12 percent annually.

In less than five years exports could be halved, Stern predicted.


Stern's analysis, which appears in this week's edition of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, supports U.S. and European suspicions that Iran is trying to develop nuclear weapons in violation of international understandings.

But, Stern says, there could be merit to Iran's assertion that it needs nuclear power for civilian purposes "as badly as it claims."

He said oil production is declining and both gas and oil are being sold domestically at highly subsidized rates.

At the same time, Iran is neglecting to reinvest in its oil production.

"With an explosive demand at home and poor management, the appeal of nuclear power, financed by Russia, could fill a real need for production of more electricity."

Iran produces about 3.7 million barrels a day, about 300,000 barrels below the quota set for Iran by the oil cartel, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries.

The shortfall represents a loss of about $5.5 billion a year, Stern said.

In 2004, Iran's oil profits were 65 percent of the government's revenues.

"If we look at that shortfall, and failure to rectify leaks in their refineries, that adds up to a loss of about $10 billion to $11 billion a year," he said. "That is a picture of an industry in collapse."

If the United States can "hold its breath" for a few years it may find Iran a much more conciliatory country, he said.

And that, Stern said, is good reason to belay any instinct to take on Iran militarily.

"What they are doing to themselves is much worse than anything we could do," he said.

"The one thing that would unite the country right now is to bomb them," Stern said. "Here is one problem that might solve itself."

Here's to hoping that the entire country and their nutjob president commit suicide in the new year. I'm sure many wouldn't agree, but it'd be worth some higher oil costs to see those wankers eat the proverbial bullet. About the only possibility they have for a replacement industry is hosting more whackjob conferences. This week, the meeting on holocaust denial. Next week, people who claim they've been anally probed by aliens and upset they didn't call the day after.
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