December 28th, 2006

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Only a million points left to go

Coke Rewards suck. This arguably sucessful campaign to have people enter codes from coke products in order to accumilate points and earn rewards might have been great in concept, but it bites it execution. I've been entering these shitty-ass codes since the promotion began and am currently just shy of 300 points. What wonders of wonders can I now receive? A pair of Women's Purple and White Sisco Shorts from Addidas (woohoo) or equally useless crap.

Whatever happened to the good old days when there were nice things to redeem in these sort of promotions that didn't end up costing millions of points? I imagine that my total of just sub-300 is actually pretty decent when you consider how much coke that represents. If all of the points came from 2-liter bottles, it would mean that I've entered the codes from near 100 of them. That would be over 105 gallons of coke and, from a more practical standpoint, the Death By Caffine calculator tells me that there's enough caffeine in there to kill a 372 pound person.

The sad thing is, even the prizes at the top end of the scale are pretty shitty like the hood from Kyle Petty's race car for 24k. Wooo. Just what I always wanted and if I went out and bought 8,000 bottles of coke, it could be mine!
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Weep for the 'Fong

Duke lacrosse prosecutor faces ethics complaint

POSTED: 9:50 p.m. EST, December 28, 2006

RALEIGH, North Carolina (CNN) -- The prosecutor in the Duke University lacrosse rape case violated ethics standards in statements to the media about the case, North Carolina's bar complained Thursday.

The Duke case concerns claims by a 28-year-old student at North Carolina Central University who accused three players on Duke's lacrosse team of raping her during a party where she had been hired to work as a stripper.

A 17-page complaint to the bar's Disciplinary Hearing Commission accuses Durham County District Attorney Michael Nifong of telling reporters that the Duke players were refusing to cooperate with the investigation and that the players were refusing to make statements to local law enforcement authorities. It also says he improperly commented on tests involved in the investigation.

It further accuses him of improperly commenting on evidence and testimony he expected would be presented in trial; improperly giving his opinion about the guilt of the players; improperly trying to explain the absence of incriminating evidence; and improperly commenting on the character, credibility and reputation of the accused. Nifong's comments risked prejudicing any criminal trial, the complaint said.

In some interviews, Nifong made comments about the players' behavior that he had reason to believe were not true, in violation of the bar's rules of professional conduct, the complaint said.

For example, it said, Nifong told a reporter for the Charlotte Observer newspaper, "I would not be surprised if condoms were used. Probably an exotic dancer would not be your first choice for unprotected sex."

Yet, the complaint said, Nifong had in his possession and likely had read the sexual assault exam report from the emergency room nurse in which the woman said the alleged attackers "did not use a condom."

Many of Nifong's statements to the news media "had a substantial likelihood of heightening public condemnation of the accused," the complaint said.

The chairman of the disciplinary commission will assign a three-member panel (including one non-lawyer) to hear the case, and the panel will set a trial date. Punishment can range from a letter of warning to disbarment.

The Disciplinary Hearing Commission comprises 12 lawyers and eight members of the public.

In a news release, the bar said that it opened its case against Nifong on March 30 and that the bar's Grievance Committee found reasonable cause on October 19 to refer the case to the commission.

Last week, Nifong dismissed the rape charges after the accuser said she could not remember whether a penis was used, but left kidnapping and sexual offense charges in place.

Duke President Richard Brodhead said last week that the findings call into question the validity of the remaining charges.

Two DNA tests have found no match between any of the three men and their accuser.

No one answered the phone at the district attorney's office and it was not possible to leave a message.

The case has prompted national outrage and discussion about racism and the rowdy behavior of privileged students at a prestigious university.

The accuser is black and the three accused students are white. All but one of the players on the Duke lacrosse team at the time were white.

Attorneys for the students have contended from the start that their clients are not guilty.

Well, better late than never I guess. I can only assume that lawyers are so generally scummy that there must be a backlog of ethics complaints because this one should have been a slam dunk for reasonable cause. All anyone had to do was turn on a tv to see Nifong's violations of state law and the bar association rules. I don't think it's possible for him to have been any more blatant about it short of leading a crossburning and burning the players in effigy.

I can only hope that this will continue the snowball effect of the past couple of weeks in this case. A lot of people have been pushing for a federal civil rights investigation and it's likely that will bear fruit. It's almost certain that the case will be dismissed after the hearing in early februry and at that point, I'm looking forward to a HUGE civil trial for malicious prosecution. I'm keeping my fingers crossed in hoping that the punitive award might be enoug to bankrupt Durham completely. A good chunk of the fucking nutjobs there deserve to burn along with the prosecutor and their incompetant police.