January 3rd, 2007

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God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

Pat Robertson: God told me of 'mass killing' in 2007

POSTED: 9:51 p.m. EST, January 2, 2007

VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.

God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.


It's kinda sad that God never talks to me. It might be sorta nice to just sit down and have a chat with him about the future, ecspecially if he would focus less on disasters and more on Powerball numbers.
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No internets

Blasted internet connection has been down for most of the day. It crashed right after I got an IM from jstad. Coincidence? I think not. Being netless is never fun. You always imagine all the things you could be missing through email or on forums only to find that not much has happened after you reconnect. Feh.