April 26th, 2007

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Maybe this is why he was forced to retire

Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.

Doctor Raymond Adamcik, 54, would probably rather forget about the weekend when he was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. It's not what you would expect from a doctor or Captain America.

The Palm Bay family physician was at On Tap bar as part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals. It was a sort of costume party on a bus that would take them around from bar to bar.

Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.

It's certainly not the Captain America from the comic books. This one is accused of sinister deeds more fitting of a villain than a superhero.

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station. There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.

"The officer observed him try to flush something into the toilet. He tried to flush it. The officer was able to reach inside and grab part of what he tried to flush," said Jill Frederiksen, Melbourne Police Department.

The doctor wasn't in when Eyewitness News went by and didn't return calls. He may now have to rely on a lawyer instead of his superpowers to get him out of the jam.

"This is definitely an unusual situation. We don't usually arrest people in costume," Frederiksen said.

No super powers got Adamcik out of jail. He needed $2,000 cash bail and then, once he got out of jail, he still stopped to pose for pictures on the way out. It is unclear right now whether the doctor could lose his medical license if he's convicted.

911 Recording: Tell me where Captain America touched you.

You can't really blame Captain America. He spends all these years fighting Nazi's and he can't grab a little cooch without getting the cops called on him. Everyone needs to unwind after all.
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Killer Breakfast

I just suffered a mometary pang of panic. Killer Breakfast is less than 4 months away and I still don't have a gimmick, nor have I spent any real time thinking about it. What brought me to this line of thought is that gencon popped up a page advertising the event here. It looks like Tracy used the pictures I sent him of the previous events. You can see mock26 and Melissa in the 2nd picture and that's my hand with the scythe in the first. In addition, the KB intro video has recently been put online for viewing.

What to do, what to do....

I guess no matter what I decide it'll be a let down compared to last year and it seems like my creativity juices (what amount there was) have completely dried up. If nothing else, I guess I should come up with a good bribe of sorts. Rather than simply chucking candy bars or the like, it'd be nice to do something quirky. It's too bad that I don't know anyone who does arts and crafts sorta things. It'd be wonderful to make a little tracy hickman doll of sorts. I could use it as a voodoo whozit.

Ummm...actually....does anyone out there do that sorta arts and crafts or know someone who does? That would be a great idea and gimmick and bribe all in one if I could pull it off. Any contact ideas?