April 30th, 2007

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It's all a little Fuzz'y

I walked out of the theater in the middle of a movie for the first time in my life today. I would like to be able to say that I was taking some sort of stand. Forced to endure some egregious cinematic tripe, I angrily marched out the door and went home rather than subjecting myself to any more of the horror. While that sounds kinda nice, it would also be completely inacurate. I walked out of Hot Fuzz today mostly because I had no desire to vomit all over the place.

I've had a few days of severe pain management issues and it hasn't been pleasant at all. I'm not quite sure what's going on but I've ended up spending a lot of the time drugged and sleeping. I ended up missing the gameday at the Panera despite the fact that everyone was going to bring their DS's and we'd have a chance to try multiplayer for the first time. To make up for that, I figured I'd push myself to go to the movies with everyone on Sunday.

It was pretty much a horror. The meds weren't really able to surpress the pain at first and then by the time the movie had actually started, the side-effect of nausea reared its head. After a while it was either leave or puke all over the place and I know from past experience that the act of vomiting wouldn't actually make things better. I ended up driving home and went to bed until my head stopped spinning.

Nothing's ever easy.
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'Candy' Meth Emerges In Bay Area

SAN FRANCISCO: Authorities say the flavoring and coloring of methamphetamine is a new and dangerous strategy that drug dealers are using to enhance the drug's appeal among younger teenagers.

A drug bust Saturday in Carson City, Nev., revealed the new look of meth.

Tinted slightly red, the meth had been cooked and then flavored to resemble candy.

"This would be the stuff that they're calling, 'strawberry quick,'" said Carson City Sheriff Sgt. Darrin Sloan. "When they consume it, they don't get that bad taste from the meth."

In San Francisco, the Haight Ashbury Free Clinics reported some of their teenage patients have recently begun to use meth flavored with chocolate.

San Francisco police told CBS 5 that they had confiscated some off-colored meth just last week.

"We asked them why it's a different color, and they said they're cooking it now with Coca-Cola, different flavors of soda," said San Francisco police officer John Andrews.


"Strawberry meth -- near as we know -- has been only been around since the beginning of the year. We're talking a couple of weeks," Stalcup said.

Now there's some of the entrepreneurial spirit that made this country great. It's nice to see the small buisnessman being innovative and providing his consumer base what they really want. No complaining about cheap foreign imports of cocaine or heroin, instead, providing a higher quality and more appealing domestic product. I think it's only a matter of time before we see Strawberry Meth in the movies and rap videos as product placement. Strawberry Meth, because it's berrytastic.

Personally, I'm waiting for the cherry flavored.
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I've spent 19 hours playing Pokemon Sapphire over the last few days and I think it's beginning to damage my mind. My thumbs keep twitching spasmaticly and I seem to be developing this drool problem. The game is so mind-numbingly repetitive that I'm not sure how much more I can take. The problem is that I feel compelled, driven almost, to cotninue trying to level of my pokemon. The worst part of it is, my compulsion makes me want to level them up evenly. This has brought actual storyline advancement to a halt as I walk my character back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, across the grass to find random encounters. I'm really starting to loathe the game but I just can't seem to stop. I'm thinking that it's almost time for an intervention.