July 12th, 2007

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Users are losers

Well, I've been off the steroids for a couple days now and it's not as bad as I thought it might have been but worse than I might have hoped. I'm more incapacitated than usual and the general pain issues are adding to my malaise. Surprisingly, I'm still sleeping for longer stretches than normal, though I imagine that's still carry over from Origins. I'm just not really sure what to do about the whole steroid thing. I don't want to have to take it daily, but it's hard to tell at the start of the day if things will be bad neough that I'll want to pop one. I guess if nothing else, I'm giving it some time so I can take it all the days that I'll be out in chicago and indianapolis.

On a sidenote, my friends' list is scrolling like a SOB. The reason I haven't commented to many entries is frankly because I can't keep up. The thing is just zipping past and I haven't managed to gather the will to dig through pages and pages of old entries. Another thing that's sort of problematic is that I'm having a hard time simply telling people apart. Too many new additions to the list and the scant details I do have about each person sort of bleed into the next. I guess it'll sort itself out as I read more entries and get to know everyone but right now it's a blobby mess.
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Unconventional weapons

British blamed for Basra badgers

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

But several of the creatures, caught and killed by local farmers, have been identified by experts as honey badgers.

The rumours spread because the animals had appeared near the British base at Basra airport.

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

"We have been told these are indigenous nocturnal carnivores that don't attack humans unless cornered."

The director of Basra's veterinary hospital, Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, has inspected several of the animals' corpses.

He told the AFP news agency: "These appeared before the fall of the regime in 1986. They are known locally as Al-Girta.

"Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific."

Dr Ghazi Yaqub Azzam, deputy dean of Basra's veterinary college, speculated that the badgers were being driven towards the city because of flooding in marshland north of Basra.

But the assurances did little to convince some members of the public.

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP.

That has got to be the quote of the day.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

You gotta love the British.

On a sidenote, I wonder if it would be possible to breed man-eating badgers. The whole badger invasion seems to have touched a nerve with the Iraqis. Maybe there's a cultural history of giant badger-like monsters that carry people off in the night. It might be worthwhile to spend some R&D funds to see if we can genetically engineer some sort of military assault badger. If nothing else, they can just set up some giant speakers and blast badger, badger at the populace.