October 7th, 2007

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Fuck the Jena 6 and the ignorant assholes who support them

I meant to get around to this idiocy ages ago but it was just another thing I tossed on a back burner and then forgot about even as it was boiling over and making a mess. To reiterate, if you are a member of the 'Jena 6', Fuck You and the donkey you rode in on. A double Fuck You goes to all the asshats who marched around down there and the choads who led them. It's a sad day when the civil rights movement has to relie on trying to elevate these half dozen jackasses as a symbol of the struggle. I've even heard some mental deficients whining about how they're like the Duke Lacrosse playes and claiming that it's racism that white americans and others haven't rallied around the Jena 6 like some did for the lacrosse players.

Well, lets see. In the case of the Duke Lacrosse players, they were falsely accused of a series of crimes for which they were proved to be demonstratively innocent. The city and district attorney proceeded despite ample evidence of the fact that the players were innocent and no sane individual looking at the whole of the case can come to the conclusion that a rape occurred. On the otherhand, we have 6 individuals who together attacked one person, knocking him unconscious in front of dozens of witnesses and then proceeding to kick him while he was lying prone on the floor. Are you fucking kidding me? How in the world are these two cases even at all comparable? In one the people charged were completely fucking innocent. In the other, they're demonstratively guilty of assault at the very least. Maybe people didn't jump to their defense because they're FUCKING GUILTY. Free the Jena 6, my ass. They did the crime and they should do the time.

About the only justification for this entire circus might be the idea of whether or not the prosecutor over charged in the case. I'm willing to grant that there is room for debate there yet instead of arguing they should be charged with aggravated assault, the marching shitstains down there are chanting for them to be given a pass? Fuck you.

Somehow I can't help but think if some black teenagers had hung up a sign that said 'Kill Whitey' and then 3 months later 6 white football players beat the snot out of a black kid and kicked him unconscious, Sharpton and the rest of his rejects would be screaming hate crime for the attack.
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New icon

For some reason I got it into my head to take a look at those old Carvel commercials on youtube. The very first one I clicked had something I never recalled seeing before, a cupiepuss. You have to hand it to the people at Carvel. It was amazing the number of ice cream cakes they could churn out from 2 stinking molds. Fudgie the whale was also santa claus if you turned him 90 degrees. Anyway, to celebrate the newfound discovery of cupiepuss, I decided to make an icon out of it. If I were more skilled, I guess I could try to animate the whozit. It might be sorta spiffy to have it flying out from space like in the commercial. For now though, I have a cupiepuss icon.


Alrighty. I just made my very first animated icon from scratch. It's notta fancy and god knows I had some crappy video to work with, but I think it's pretty spiffy. What do ya think?

An Ode to Cookiepuss:

Cookie puss is the only reason I hope that there is extraterestrial life. The idea that there might be delicious visitors from outerspace who come and share their chocolate crunchy goodness with all of mankind gives me the warm fuzzies. There is almost nothing on earth that cookie puss cannot vanquish with his special attribute: deliciousness.

Now all I need to do is find a group of people who worship fudgy the whale and start some sort of clan-war. We all know that cookiepuss can kick the everloving crap out of fudgy.