April 10th, 2008

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No one ever wants to receive my blessings

Baby with two faces worshipped as goddess

SAINI SUNPURA, India (AP) -- A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday.

The baby, Lali, apparently has an extremely rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces. Except for her ears, all of Lali's facial features are duplicated -- she has two noses, two pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes.

"My daughter is fine -- like any other child," said Vinod Singh, 23, a poor farm worker.

Lali has caused a sensation in the dusty village of Saini Sunpura, 25 miles east of New Delhi. When she left the hospital, eight hours after a normal delivery on March 11, she was swarmed by villagers, said Sabir Ali, the director of Saifi Hospital.

"She drinks milk from her two mouths and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time," Ali said.

Rural India is deeply superstitious and the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.

Up to 100 people have been visiting Lali at her home every day to touch her feet out of respect, offer money and receive blessings, Singh told AP.

I can't help but think she should have super powers of some sort. I'm not sure exactly what yet, but there should be something, no? I wonder if she'll eventually be able to speak out of both mouths. Now that could be cool as hell. You could sing and harmonize with yourself at the same time. You could do a ventriloquist act of sorts and not even need the dummy.

I guess it's just good to be freaky if you live in rural India. You get to live pretty high on the hog as people bring money and gifts nonstop. Of course, nothing great lasts forever. I expect that one day in the future we'll see her again on CNN saying something like 'Curse that baby with 3 faces! She's stolen my rightful place. All of this should be mine! MINE!' It'll sorta be like those poor bastards who have quints only to have another family in the same city pop out sextuplets a week later. Good luck getting companies to give you free stuff with those six smug bastards just a couple miles away. We all know who'll be getting all the interview requests and company donations.
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And you thought german Shiza porn was fucked up

Usually, I'm the sort of person who gets sorta pissy when uppity Europeans turn their noses up at what they term, American puritanism. They never seem to get why sex scandals occur, and blame the media dust-ups on prudishness. It's sort of like what I've suggested before when it comes to porn desensitization. After all, it's no wonder you might feel that someone watching normal missionary porn as being sort of boring and vanilla when the sites you frequent feature dickgirls backdooring donkeys. The same must be true of European sex scandals. They don't mind if their politicians are running around diddling hookers because that would be bland by comparison. This is the sort of thing that they end up seeing:

Sex scandal puts future of Formula One official in doubt

LONDON -- The scandal probably would have been a ho-hum tale of sex and bondage of little interest to jaded Europeans were it not for two things. The man holding the whip was one of the most powerful men in motor racing. And when he ordered his "prisoners" to submit, he was speaking in a practiced German that called up disturbing images of a distant past.

The man was Max Mosley, president of the international body that governs Formula One racing -- and the son of Oswald Mosley, the controversial founder in the 1930s of the pro-Nazi British Union of Fascists.

Mosley's five-hour encounter with five women in a bondage orgy has prompted accusations of Nazi role-playing and engulfed the Formula One world in a leadership crisis, prompting the sport's ruling body Wednesday to announce that its governing assembly would meet June 3 to decide whether Mosley can keep his post.

Better yet, it turns out there was video taken of the orgy and clean excerpts have been posted online. Here's one video that gives you an idea:

In case you're curious for more, one of the tabloids in England is leading the charge. You can see all the videos and interviews and everything else on their site. All I know for sure after this is that Elliot Spitzer was overcharged. He ended up forking over $4,000 for a night with his hooker. For only 2,500 pounds, this guy got 5 girls for 5 hours and even had costuming and props to boot. This just teaches you that you have to shop around for the best price.