December 19th, 2008

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I seem to have misplaced a day somewhere. I'm not sure exactly where I lost it but I could have sworn today was Wednesday. Well, not today, today since it's actually after midnight. Yesterday today, which I thought was Wednesday but was actually Thursday and is in fact now Friday since it's past midnight.

I'm not sure exactly how I ended up losing track nor when it happened exactly. It's sort of disturbing really. I mean, all of time is really just human perception in the end. We slice it up into manageable chunks and pieces with semantics until we feel comfortable with it. In the end, there's very little to separate one day from any other without the daily cues that most people have and I currently lack. It sort of reminds me of that one winter break in college where I went an entire two weeks without seeing the sun.

BTW, what are those little spicy meat pockets called? They always end up on trays of h'ordeurves and for some reason I think they might be Jamaican in origin. They sorta look like small chimichangas. All of a sudden, I could really go for a bunch of those.
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As the world turns

I am bored out of my mind right now. Of all the things that I could do, I don't wanna do any of them. I'm thinking I might have to just dial random numbers into the cell phone and see who answers. Like, who would have the number 867-5309 in each area code? How many do you think would really be named Jenny?

I is bored. BORED.

WTF?



Don't you hate it when you find an entry on IMDB but there's no useful information?

I think I would like to watch A Peanus Christmas Special. Too bad it looks like it's not even out yet. It might have been a boredom killer.



Turns out it is available.

Lets watch it together.





Lucy was never even close to being that fucking hot. I wonder if she's going to pull his balls away now.



Doh. Sort of hit that one on the nose.



You sometimes have to wonder why Charlie Brown didn't just go on a rampage killing everyone.



Crap. Looks like I just called that too.