But there are dreams that cannot be...

1st

• 11:30 pm A plan would have been nice

2nd

• 10:22 pm Everyone's a little bit special - 5 comments

4th

• 04:00 am Disembowler, I choose you!

5th

• 10:32 pm Striking a blow for the patriarchy - 5 comments

9th

• 02:12 am When days and weeks smear together - 3 comments

10th

• 03:07 pm Regret tinged hilarity - 2 comments

11th

• 12:22 am Greatest speech ever, 5 tentacles up - 1 comment

12th

• 07:24 am A spoonful of sugar helps the misery go down

14th

• 01:55 am And it's not even for denigrating man-sheep love
• 05:50 am Voice Post

15th

• 10:56 pm Envious of a 10-year old

17th

• 01:47 am The struggle between darkness and light

19th

• 04:02 am When the first word that comes to mind is kafkaesque, you know you're fucked

21st

• 07:47 pm The secret ingredient is evil - 2 comments

22nd

• 02:41 am It's hard to tell if happy songs are more depressing than sad ones
• 08:27 pm Thoughts are like cancer; they metastasize and eat your brain

24th

• 12:53 pm Ho, Ho, @$^%ing Ho - 5 comments
• 10:05 pm Turds for Christmas - 2 comments

26th

• 06:28 pm The difference between terrorists and freedom fighters - 2 comments

27th

• 02:19 am Self-snarking - 3 comments

30th

• 01:20 am A trip around the sun