In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight
henwy

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Never talk to muffin trees

Remember kids, not all trees are good. Not even muffin trees. Since it's hard to tell which are good and which are evil, it's best to chop them down indiscriminately. They can't hurt you as a pile of wood.

It's not something I've spent a lot of time thinking about, but talking muffins are a lot more sinister than you would first think.
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