Man allegedly had sex with guide dog
Local prosecutors are apparently in a bind: How do they charge a blind Tallahassee man who has been accused of having sex with his guide dog?
Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute - that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals.
So Alan Yoder, 29, originally was charged with felony animal cruelty, but court records show that charge was dropped last Friday and replaced with a misdemeanor - disorderly conduct.
Yoder now is charged with a "breach of the peace, by engaging in sexual activity with a guide dog," according to a court document.
Maybe it's just me but it's almost a love story of sorts. I mean, apparently this seeing eye dog is man's best friend. I'm not exactly sure how in the world having sex with your dog qualifies as a breach of the peace though. I mean, this wasn't a public show somewhere. It seems like most people who do disturbing things in the privacy of their own home, his big mistake was telling other people about it. You almost have to admire the size of his balls in even broaching this subject with someone.
Yoder, who lives in a local apartment complex, last month asked a female acquaintance to join him in a sex act with the dog, a male yellow Labrador named "Lucky."
She demurred, but later told a friend about it. That person called a social worker, who called police.
Investigators spoke to Yoder on June 16, who admitted performing certain sex acts with the dog, even going into detail with them, but denied doing others. He was arrested and booked June 22, charged with animal cruelty.
And other women complain about some of the pickup lines they've had to endure. I'm not sure that anything matches up with how would you like to come back home with me and have sex with me and my seeing eye dog. I don't know how in the world she could have turned down an offer like that.
The second animal boinking story is, if anything, even more disturbing.
When a Man Dies in a Sex Act with a Horse -- What's a Reporter to Do?
The AP story gave basic facts about the case. It mentioned that the man -- who died of internal bleeding from anal sex with the animal -- died after visiting a farm in nearby Enumclaw that attracted "a significant number of people" looking to engage in bestiality.
Perhaps the most lurid detail she added, however, was that when they searched the farm, police had found hundreds of hours of videotape showing men having sex with horses. Police are still making sure that sex was not forced on the smaller, weaker animals, thus constituting animal cruelty (which is a crime). Investigators are also checking to see if other crimes like child abuse or rape occurred on the premises.
Niiiiiiice. You hear about people sticking things up their butt and getting them 'lost' and having to go to the emergency room but you don't often see someone who actually pulls a catherine the great with a horse and DIES because of it. This deserves a farging darwin award. The horse was probaly poking him in the back of the skull.
Apparently this farm was an all purpose sort of place. Not only can men get boinked by horses but child abuse and rape too. Woot. It's like a one stop shop for sexual depravity. You have to feel sorta sorry for this guy's family though. I mean, how the hell do you live something like this down. So how did your son die, Mrs. Smith? A horse fucked him to death.