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MacDonald charged in Wendy's heist

Monday, November 28, 2005; Posted: 12:48 p.m. EST (17:48 GMT)

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (AP) -- He works at a Wendy's, and his name is Ronald MacDonald -- but now he may be known as the Hamburglar.

Two workers at a Wendy's in Manchester, New Hampshire, have been charged with taking money from the safe. One of the suspects is Ronald MacDonald.

Police say the restaurant's manager called them early Monday morning and said he saw MacDonald and the other man taking cash out of the restaurant's safe.

Man, when it rains it pours. I love days like this where nutty news stories abound. It's like a snarky form of christmas. First, you hafta feel sorta sorry for anyone who's actually named Ronald McDonald. I mean, WTF were his parents thinking? I'm not sure that a life of crime was his only way to go but I wouldn't be surprised at all if he had problems of some sort. It's like naming your kid Richard Les (had a friend with a TA in college with this one) or, and this is sorta excusable since it is a language barrier thing, Fat Ho (friend worked with someone with this name). Poor Ronald though. What must grimace think?

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