In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight

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Everyone wants an Epic-level character

If there's one thing that dungeons and dragons has taught us, it's that the character build is all important. If you don't maximize your stats and abilities, you're just going to be a pussy the entire game. Here's some advice on character construction that I think everyone should read.

1) Demonic Gods are not what they're cracked up to be. It's just not worth the creation points, people. When will you ever learn?

I mean, they don't even have an immunity to Mace or Lead.

2) You're better off just putting the points into spells so you can cast a crap load of Lightning Bolts. People are more likely to clap and cheer for you too.

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