In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight

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Open wide for the choo-choo

Boyfriend charged in swallowed cell-phone case

Faces assault charges for forcing device down girlfriend's throat

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A Missouri man has been charged with forcing a cell phone down his ex-girlfriend’s throat last week.

Police in Kansas City say Marlon Brando Gill has been charged with felony assault.

According to court documents, Melinda Abell told detectives that Gill grabbed her by the mouth and shoved the cell phone until it became lodged in her throat. Surgeons had to remove it.

Well, I'm sure we've all wanted to do something like this at some point. It's nice to know that phones have finally shrunk in size enough to make it anatomically possible. I think everyone should go out and try to cram their cell phone down someone else's throat.

Now I just want to see the boyfriend front the defense that it was consential. Maybe they had just watched deep throat or something and set the phone to vibrate to do some cram testing. That would be spiffy keen.

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