A Fire
Q How do you know if a hippy has been in your house?
A He`s still there.
Q What do you call a hippy whose girlfriend broke up with him?
A Homeless.
Q What`s the difference between a hippy and an onion.
A Nobody cries when you cut a hippy.
Q How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A None. Hippies don`t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in filthy VW vans.