In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight
henwy
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Hippies

Q What`s orange and looks good on a hippy?
A Fire

Q How do you know if a hippy has been in your house?
A He`s still there.

Q What do you call a hippy whose girlfriend broke up with him?
A Homeless.

Q What`s the difference between a hippy and an onion.
A Nobody cries when you cut a hippy.

Q How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A None. Hippies don`t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in filthy VW vans.

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