In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight
henwy

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What a fabulous idea!

People have complained for a while that this is a letigous country. True enough but even acknowledging it you sometimes see something which goes beyond the pale. I'm not sure that a marriage contact is legally enforceable, but I think everyone should have one. The fact that this particular one is just freaking hilarious and written by a nutjob, well that just makes it better as far as I'm concerned. The entire document can be found at The Smoking Gun, all four pages of it.

Looking through the document, it's hard to say what one part is my favorite. I have to say the shaving requirements is near the top of the list if it dosen't win the prize outright:

You will shave every third day, which includes underarms, chest, legs and pubic area (navel to anus). All areas are to be completely clean shaven. Above your vaginal slit, you may have a patch of pubic hair of any shape, that must be centered above your vaginal slit. It will measure no greater than 2.0" x 1.0" and will a hair length of less than 1/3".

He goes on to set forth the guidelines for 'measurement checks' and then goes on to describe the dimensions of the shape be it rectangle or other (no bigger than an equalateral triangle of 3/4" height).

Hey, say what you will but at least it'll be a marriage with no misunderstandings about what each person demands.
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