blahLooking through the document, it's hard to say what one part is my favorite. I have to say the shaving requirements is near the top of the list if it dosen't win the prize outright:
You will shave every third day, which includes underarms, chest, legs and pubic area (navel to anus). All areas are to be completely clean shaven. Above your vaginal slit, you may have a patch of pubic hair of any shape, that must be centered above your vaginal slit. It will measure no greater than 2.0" x 1.0" and will a hair length of less than 1/3".
He goes on to set forth the guidelines for 'measurement checks' and then goes on to describe the dimensions of the shape be it rectangle or other (no bigger than an equalateral triangle of 3/4" height).
Hey, say what you will but at least it'll be a marriage with no misunderstandings about what each person demands.
