Ever wonder what it would look like if someone got the crap kicked out of them by a 7-pound, 30" dildo? Come on, admit it. Every single one of you out there has probaly pondered this very issue. Thanks to the glory of the internet, this age old quandry now has a solution.
Man, they should have this as an event at gencon and renn faires. No more of those pansy foam weapons shaped like swords and maces and crap. Giant sex toys for everyone in a battle royale to the death!