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For the want of $400 dollars

The Incredible Rubberband Machine Gun!

It's the only fully automatic machine gun that's legal in all 50 states!

This beauty is a fully funcitonal machine gun with TWELVE rotating barrels and a live action trigger. Loads 12 bands per barrel for a whopping 144 rubber bands that shoot off as fast as you can turn the handle! Great fun for kids of all ages. MORE than just an amazing machine, this is a true work of art.

Hand crafted in the USA, The rubber band machine gun uses a similar mechanism to the famous Gatling Gun of the old west. It stands 40 inches tall and 44 inches from the handle to the tip of the barrels. The turret effortlessly spins a full 360 degrees and tilts from 45 degrees up to 22 degrees down so you can easily keep a moving target in your sights, no matter where it goes.

We keep one loaded in the office at all times to defend against hostile takeover attempts and pushy vendors.

Highly intricate, super smooth operation and finely detailed. Each machine gun is hand made in the USA. All orders include an ample supply of rubberband ammo.

Only $395
(FREE SHIPPING! within USA only)

Nice. I imagine this sort of thing comes in very handy if your room is invaded by a hoard of rampaging cats or something. All you need is something to make the machine gun noise as you turn the crank. This and that 6' tall mini trebuchet is definitely on my list of purchases if I ever do win the lottery whozit.

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