In the darkness the trees are full of starlight (henwy) wrote,
In the darkness the trees are full of starlight
henwy

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The Internet is for Porn

I see a new style of advertising in the future for new computers. An easy 1-10 point Porn Ready scale to let users know how well a computer system will let them search for porn online. It'll cut right to the chase and increase sales, I tell ya. No more crap about performance on a technical scale, just how capable it is of finding you boobies and cooch.
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