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Satanic Cat Watch: Day 1134

3-Inch Tall Kitten May Be World's Smallest

POSTED: 10:34 pm EST March 25, 2006

A 9-week-old kitten in El Cajon, Calif., is expected to win a place in the record books as the smallest cat in the world, according to a Local 6 News report.

eed the cat is only 3-inches tall and weighs in at just 1.2 pounds, the report said.

Once Heed is full-sized in about six months, veterinarians believe he will become the new smallest cat in the world.

Heed's owner has already contacted the Guinness Book Of World Records.

Sometimes the power of Satan comes in small packages. Do not be fooled by its cute and seemingly harmless appearance. That beast has more concentrated evil per pound than anything found in nature. I can only wonder at what dark selective breeding experiment brought about this particular minion. No doubt it was created for infiltration. People will be blinded by its size, believing that no ill could come from so small an animal. It will slowly bide its time, worming its way into the heart of the unsuspecting person until the claxon call of Satan's army wills it to strike. I'm sure it won't look nearly as cute as it digs through your chest like a backhoe and feasts on your still beating heart.
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