Let us view this video. As we can see, the training begins early. The kitten relentlessly attacks the screen, and we can only imagine the damage that could be done by a full grown cat with sharpened claws. Faced with an inability to disable to device by clawing and biting, we can see it try to plug the machine by pulling on the AC cord. Now, it's obvious that this particular kitten has only just entered training but we can already see it rigidly obeying its programming. It would not surprise me at all if a full grown attack cat could destroy all the vital communication equipment and technology in a home within minutes. When the day of the final battle comes, many will receive no advance warning and will be completely cut off from the world at large. Thus will the handmaidens of Satan attempt to divide us and conquer.
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Satanic Cat Watch: Day 1222
Let us view this video. As we can see, the training begins early. The kitten relentlessly attacks the screen, and we can only imagine the damage that could be done by a full grown cat with sharpened claws. Faced with an inability to disable to device by clawing and biting, we can see it try to plug the machine by pulling on the AC cord. Now, it's obvious that this particular kitten has only just entered training but we can already see it rigidly obeying its programming. It would not surprise me at all if a full grown attack cat could destroy all the vital communication equipment and technology in a home within minutes. When the day of the final battle comes, many will receive no advance warning and will be completely cut off from the world at large. Thus will the handmaidens of Satan attempt to divide us and conquer.
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Satanic Cat Watch: Day 2483
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Satanic Cat Watch: Day 2231
I haven't seen all that many interesting cat stories lately which sort of explains the long hiatus of the satanic cat watch. Luckily, I was flipping…
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