POSTED: 12:04 pm EDT June 8, 2006
ST. PETERS, Mo. -- Having your new puppy die can be tough. But it may have pushed one Missouri woman over the edge.
Investigators said she went back to the breeder's home and forced her way in. A fight broke out, and eventually the two women ended up on the porch. That's where police say the angry owner used the dead Chihuahua puppy to repeatedly whack the breeder over the head.
According to the Saint Louis Post-Dispatch, the breeder told a neighbor to call police. That led the dog owner to get in her car -- taking the dead puppy with her, which she waved from the sunroof as she drove off.
Police aren't identifying the woman, but said she could face burglary and assault charges. The breeder wasn't seriously hurt.
The woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.
Haha! Now that is hilarious. It's too bad someone didn't capture a video of this because I'm sure it's a pretty rare thing for one person to assault another with the dead body of a pet.
You see, people? This is why you should buy and own small dogs. If this had been a big breed, there's no way she could have swung it as effectively as a club. I ecspecially like the idea that she waved it from the sunroof as she drove off. I can just imagine the voice-over track from Inspector Gadget as she's waving. 'I'll get you, Gadget!!!'
BTW, here's something else dog-related I found. I have no clue if the site displaying this particular piece of insanity is actually selling it or if it's just humor/art/whatever. The site is gobbilygook and dosen't have an english translation. Damn foreigners and their gibberish.