So since I can't sleep, I was looking through LJ and stumbled over a secret from the postsecret RSS feed I thought was pretty hilarious.
It reminded me of a time way back when I was reading wonkette and found an entry soon after the '04 election about a personals ad she found posted on craigslist.
Anyone up for some political sex play?
I’m a very good looking and intelligent white male looking for a Republican couple to dominate and humiliate me. Make me blow him while you tell me what a bunch of losers Democrats are. Make me clean her up after you’re done with her while she tells me how much better Republicans are in the sack.
I’m picky about who I play with and I expect you to be too. I’m very good looking, discreet, STD/HIV free, non-smoker, down to earth, and I’m for real — YOU BE THE SAME.
I will provide pictures and further description once I know you’re for real. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
Male/Female couples only please — and please be real Republicans. Phonies and trolls will be ignored.