|You Are: 30% Dog, 70% Cat|
You and cats have a lot in common.
You're both smart and in charge - with a good amount of attitude.
However, you do have a very playful side that occasionally comes out!
LIES! Bloody lies and proproganda, that's what this is. It's all part of the conspiracy! This is exactly like how people will do things like plant drugs on anti-drug crusaders to tarnish their image and make them look like hypocrites. If any part of me were really cat-like, I'd certainly chop it off, put it in a burlap sack with a twistie-tie and toss it in a river. Better dead than cat, that's always been my motto.