Match the randomly selected quote to the LJ user who said it:
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"I've forgotten how to cry"
"I admit that I love making people feel inferior at times."
cry cry cry
"The When Harry Met Sally Syndrome has to exist, or I'm going to be a conceited whore and start believing that someone is secretly directing and filming my life for clown amusement."
"does anyone think that the library has a certain sensuality to it? i'm not really sure what it is.."
"Ugh... I've been increasingly squeamish about eating meat lately *snip*. I'd pretty much given up chicken in restaurants, and have been trying to be really discriminating about other meats as well.
"Anyways, back to the anxiety. I have hair anxiety. I mean, I'm actually getting stressed out and slightly freaking out and also thinking about my hair ALL THE TIME"
"Highway patrolmen must either have a lot of compassion, not really care about their jobs, or like chicks with big boobs who cry, because I've never gotten a ticket from one."
"Pet Peeves: (NOT work related)
-those tiny little shorts with cute things about angels and sugar written across the butt that I see everywhere these days. I mean, why don't you just wear a big flashing sing that says LOOK AT MY BUTT!!!?"
"i did lots of good stuff today - i sent out emails to ppl i am scared of - i have a phone and communication in general phobia."
"a hearty fuck you with two middle fingers to the shiteating pig who drove right past me as the light turned green, while i was twenty feet away, flapping my arms up and down like a maniac."
"I'm wearing an ungodly amount of eyeliner for some reason, and it's streaking into black rivers on my cheeks. It's all so tragic that I take a picture, then run off to the alleyway to abort myself with the coathanger that I'm made of."
"FUCKING CAT FUCKING PISSED ALL OVER MY FUCKING FLOOR. FUCKING FUCKER UGLY MC FUCKING SLUT SLUT. DIE."