blahPOSTED: 3:38 p.m. EDT, September 19, 2006
SALEM, New Hampshire (AP) -- A Maine couple accused of tying up their 19-year-old daughter, throwing her in their car and driving her out of state to get an abortion were upset because the baby's father is black, a Maine sheriff said Tuesday.
Katelyn Kampf, who is white, told Cumberland County Sheriff Mark Dion that her mother "was pretty irate at the fact that the child's father was black, and she had made a number of disparaging remarks about that," he said.
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The boyfriend, 22-year-old Reme Johnson, last week began serving a 6-month sentence for theft at the Androscoggin County Jail in Auburn, Maine. He also has previous felony convictions for burglary and receiving stolen property, the Portland Press Herald reported.
Nice. There's something for everyone in this story whether you're on the side of the kid or the parents.
As far as I'm concerned, this should just renew support for my New and Improved Abortion law that I'm trying to push through congress. See, the way it works is we outlaw all abortions of fetuses. After all, it's patently unfair to terminate the life of what is definitionally an innocent, a tabula rasa if you will. Instead, parents will be allowed to apply for a late term abortion with the person to be aborted no younger than 10 or so. I figure by then we can figure out if the kid is a waste of space and deserves to die. In this case, the parents could have applied to abort their stupidass daughter because anyone stupid enough to run around boinking a habitual felon certainly qualifies for aborting. Even better, the parents of the boyfriend could also have had him aborted right after he started his little crime spree.
Happy abortion song
