Heard to have been muttered in an entry by
2) "I admit that I love making people feel inferior at times."
It must take a lot to make anyone actually feel inferios in the presence of
3) "Today's schedule:
*snip*
cry cry cry
probably masturbate
cry
sleep"
This is one of my favorite entries that I stumbled over. The kodos go to

4) "The When Harry Met Sally Syndrome has to exist, or I'm going to be a conceited whore and start believing that someone is secretly directing and filming my life for clown amusement."
Clowns need amusemnt too. In this case
5) "does anyone think that the library has a certain sensuality to it? i'm not really sure what it is.."
Welp, if it ever comes time to discover who's been doing the nasty in the library the prime suspect from now on will be
6) "Ugh... I've been increasingly squeamish about eating meat lately *snip*. I'd pretty much given up chicken in restaurants, and have been trying to be really discriminating about other meats as well.
I didn't actually follow up on reading this so I'm not sure if the anti-meat stance continues but
7) "Anyways, back to the anxiety. I have hair anxiety. I mean, I'm actually getting stressed out and slightly freaking out and also thinking about my hair ALL THE TIME"
Pffft. Girls. Who spends all their time worrying about their hair? Why the most girly girl around,
8) "Highway patrolmen must either have a lot of compassion, not really care about their jobs, or like chicks with big boobs who cry, because I've never gotten a ticket from one."
Pffft. Damn girls and their unfair advantage. I've been pulled over quite a few times and always get a ticket. It sucks. So who's the big boobie crybaby who got out of the ticket?
9) "Pet Peeves: (NOT work related)
-those tiny little shorts with cute things about angels and sugar written across the butt that I see everywhere these days. I mean, why don't you just wear a big flashing sing that says LOOK AT MY BUTT!!!?"
I think this is just
10) "i did lots of good stuff today - i sent out emails to ppl i am scared of - i have a phone and communication in general phobia."
Ha! Proof that I should be the host of any future talk show. This is the nail in the coffin. If
11) "a hearty fuck you with two middle fingers to the shiteating pig who drove right past me as the light turned green, while i was twenty feet away, flapping my arms up and down like a maniac."
Serious now. Who else could this really have been? I can even see

12) "I'm wearing an ungodly amount of eyeliner for some reason, and it's streaking into black rivers on my cheeks. It's all so tragic that I take a picture, then run off to the alleyway to abort myself with the coathanger that I'm made of."
Like this one is a surprise either. Eyeliner, coathanger abortions, angst burger. It could only be
13) "FUCKING CAT FUCKING PISSED ALL OVER MY FUCKING FLOOR. FUCKING FUCKER UGLY MC FUCKING SLUT SLUT. DIE."
Ahh. The sweet dulcet tones of
So....
Too hard? Too easy?
Do it again?