BREAKING NEWS : Hippie Rot released
When leaving your office last night you forget to chain up the monkeys.
Seamus the most intelligent of all your monkeys quickly escaped and ran
havoc in your labs.
Along with causing a small fire and breaking the coffee machine (both
of which are covered by insurance) he also gained access to the cabinet
containing Hippie Rot **insert scary music here**.
Police are having difficulty piecing together exactly what happened
next, but at some point Seamus managed to infect the_laydee with Hippie
So in brief : Hippie Rot is alive, and infecting the_laydee!
God save us all (well, except you.. you very very naughty scientist)!