While all of this is a bit nutty, I think I found the ultimate in crazy. I introduce to you, the Kama Sutra RPG dice.
WTF, right? I guess you roll this when you can't decide whether the whore at your inn should be on top or not. Also, maybe it's just me but that '5' there is a bit suspect. It dosen't look like a sexual position as much as someone is getting their ass asphyxiated.
Whoops. Sorry, Brian. It looks like I rolled 'death by choking' on the kama sutra dice. Better roll up a new character because Torgar's a corpse. I told you that you shouldn't have haggled on the whoreprice.