Truth be told, if that was avaliable, I'd probaly end up dying of gangrene or end up getting limbs amputated. The lure of just shutting it down and being able to live in blissful peace would probaly be too strong to ignore. Then all it takes is a few dings and the next thing you know, they're sawing off an arm.
In addition to my normal problems, one of my wisdom teeth started throbbing yesterday and has continued to sing a song of distress the entire day. The real problem is I know that tooth is a miserable piece of crap, and one day I'll need to get both top wisdom teeth removed anyway. I'd been hoping to put it off as long as possible because 1) dentists are almost as bad as doctors and 2) they cost even more in many cases. Why can't the damn tooth just rot in peace? If I thought there were a feasable way to knock it out of my jaw myself, I'd be working at it already.